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Anonymous Wed 18 Nov 12:20:47 2020 No.12357935 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12357945 >>12357965 >>12358441 >>12360561

>have to do something for bio dept
>write report in mostly math notation
>????
>mfw

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Anonymous Wed 18 Nov 2020 12:30:22 No.12357945 Report

Quoted By: >>12357952 >>12357962

>>12357935
>bio department
>math grade runs in with arms back, naruto style
>stench so strong it has a visible green tint
>TA next to me passes out
>math grade hands me napkin, with illegible symbols scrawled on it
>mfw

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Anonymous Wed 18 Nov 2020 12:35:14 No.12357952 Report

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>>12357945
>I am a professor in the English Department.
>I notice two Bio TA's snickering in the room neighboring mine.
>I take a gander.
>I notice frequent grammatical and spelling errors.
>This is the picture that resembles my reaction.

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Anonymous Wed 18 Nov 2020 12:40:48 No.12357962 Report

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>>12357945
heh, you see green because that's your envy projecting onto my musk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Nov 2020 12:41:24 No.12357965 Report

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>>12357935
>physics department
>see some people from the bio department arguing with this pimple faced lunatic who smells like a garbage disposal
>the bio TA's are all women having a hissy fit
>suddenly some old guy comes in and grabs one of the papers, whilst reciting Hamlet
>meanwhile the engineering department has engaged in a full on gay orgy with the CS technicians
>mfw academia is a circus
>mfw were all clowns

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Anonymous Wed 18 Nov 2020 12:47:09 No.12357973 Report

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>>12357965
Hi, nice to meet you. I'm George from the Engineering Dept. I believe you were asking to top us off?

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Anonymous Wed 18 Nov 2020 13:17:43 No.12358034 Report

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>electrical engineering department
>some smelly math department virgin squealing in my ear
>THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FUNCTION WITH ZERO WIDTH BUT INFINITE HEIGHT AND AREA 1
>let
>NO
>let $\delta \left(x\right)$
>NOOO
>be the function such that
>YOU CAN'T JUST USE THAT TO SOLVE DIFFERENTIAL EQUATIONS YOU HAVE TO PROVE IT FIRST
> $\delta \left(x\right)=\left\{\begin{array}{ll} +\infty ,\:x=0\\ 0,\:x\not= 0\\ \end{array}\right\}$
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anonymous Wed 18 Nov 2020 13:20:27 No.12358041 Report

Quoted By: >>12358424 >>12358435 >>12360532 >>12361076 >>12361201

>electrical engineering department
>some smelly math department virgin squealing in my ear
>THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FUNCTION WITH ZERO WIDTH BUT INFINITE HEIGHT AND AREA 1
>let
>NO
>let $\delta \left(x\right)$
>NOOO
>be the function such that
>YOU CAN'T JUST USE THAT TO SOLVE DIFFERENTIAL EQUATIONS YOU HAVE TO PROVE IT FIRST
$\delta \left(x\right)=\left\{\begin{array}{ll}+\infty ,\:x=0\\0,\:x\not= 0\\\end{array}\right\}$
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anonymous Wed 18 Nov 2020 16:17:45 No.12358424 Report

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>>12358041
good ol' dirac delta.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Nov 2020 16:25:30 No.12358435 Report

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>>12358041
he's right tho. the function you've just defined has integral 0

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Anonymous Wed 18 Nov 2020 16:27:16 No.12358441 Report

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>>12357935
>Chemistry department here
>whole building starts shaking
>"oh god no"
>every student starts running for gas masks
>test tubes and flasks are falling off benches, left and right
>green musky gas begins creeping into the room
>"that fat math virgin is coming again"
>everyone grabs acid and prepares to defend themselves
>the fatass thankfully walks right past our room
>close call
>we send our prayers to the bio department
>mfw

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Anonymous Wed 18 Nov 2020 16:35:20 No.12358460 Report

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>>12358435
guess again sweaty ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Nov 2020 16:53:11 No.12358514 Report

Quoted By: >>12359584

>>12358460
$\delta(x) = \begin{cases}\infty, & x= 0 \\ 0, & x\neq 0\end{cases}$ has integral equal to zero. looks like you've been lied to.

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Anonymous Wed 18 Nov 2020 22:36:35 No.12359584 Report

Quoted By: >>12359980 >>12361073

>>12358514
you're wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Nov 2020 00:12:59 No.12359980 Report

Quoted By: >>12360094 >>12360124 >>12360538

>>12359584
dirac is not a function, it is used as a functional in every respectable application
you are retard
the dirac functional acting on the constant 1 function giving 1 does not mean that the "integral" of dirac is 1 since the value of the functional is not an integral even though retards write it out as one

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Anonymous Thu 19 Nov 2020 00:50:25 No.12360094 Report

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>>12359980
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anonymous Thu 19 Nov 2020 01:06:37 No.12360124 Report

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>>12359980
cope and seethe, mathlet

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Anonymous Thu 19 Nov 2020 03:03:32 No.12360444 Report

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top fucking kek, my sides are in orbit

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Anonymous Thu 19 Nov 2020 03:28:53 No.12360532 Report

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>>12358041
incredibly based dyrac CHAD

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Anonymous Thu 19 Nov 2020 03:30:39 No.12360538 Report

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>>12358435 >>12359980
inf/inf is uncertain, retard. it could be any solution at all.

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Anonymous Thu 19 Nov 2020 03:40:42 No.12360561 Report

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>>12357935
>pure math department
>taking a late morning stroll with some colleagues
>see screaming crowd running across campus from whale-sized biomath behemoth with real bright green "stink lines" visibly emanating from body
>WILL SOMEONE JUST READ MY PAPER I BET YOU CAN'T
>collapses from exhaustion and passes out
>shit and piss everywhere
>put my pipe in my mouth and examine the stained, sweaty, crumpled piece of paper on the ground
>my colleagues' and mfw he used epsilon $\varepsilon$ instead of the membership symbol $\in$ in the first line.

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Anonymous Thu 19 Nov 2020 03:40:52 No.12360562 Report

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>CS department
>at end of class, furry professor invites us all to their gay wedding (with bdsm undertones)
>green stink lines start streaming out of the vents
>doors to room suddenly lock themselves and refuse to unlock unless you answer a continuous math problem
>room continues to fill with stink gas

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Anonymous Thu 19 Nov 2020 07:45:17 No.12361073 Report

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>>12359584
Nope, the integral is zero. What makes you think it's not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Nov 2020 07:49:00 No.12361076 Report

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>>12358041
Based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Nov 2020 08:44:01 No.12361201 Report

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>>12360538
inf/inf has nothing to do with the function defined here >>12358041

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