Hello once again sci. Thank you all for your help on my previous posts. I will try to apply all which you have taught me with mating rituals, hurricanes, and girls.

However, one post someone told me how I could increase my size. But all the solutions seemed to dangerous.

So, as you know I’m a flaming autist and borderline retarded.

So as you may have guessed I study physics.

So in our physics class. We are learning thermal, and we just uncovered something called, “heat expansion”, right. So I’m thinking, like I see this really cute girl in my zoom class who always eyes me. Like everytime we join, she’s always looking straight into the camera.

Clearly, she’s into me. But problem is /sci/ bros, as I’ve said my dick size is only good enough for a Vietnamese girl who doesn’t speak English.

So, I’m here thinking. Wow. So you’re blood, it’s liquid. And your penis grows when more blood is flowed through, and it because this solid like form(a boner).

So what if I tried to heat up it while I have a boner?

I’ve already tried. And it seems like it’s working, I slapped it on my George Foreman grill, kept it there for 2 minutes, and it got so big that I could’nt even feel it there anymore. Problem is, after about 5 minutes, it started to really sting, everything started to get blurry, and next thing I know, 12 hours had passed!

So, once again, I ask for your help.

How can I maximize my penis size using thermal expansion?