So I just thought that. So farts come from air squeezing out of a tiny hole of your ass right?
So then, what if we increased that hole really really small. Right. Like one thing you notice, is that when it really stinks, you can sometimes feel the air come out of you position your hand just right. Like a fresh gust of wind.

So then, supposed /sci/intists. Say if that hole is really really tiny. The force would increase right? So the air gust would get better and bigger, inversely proportional to the size of your asshole. That it must eventually be like a hurricane. Right?

Then again think of this. When I press my ass to a chair, and “close” my hole to the point where it looks like there is no hole, rather, a pink raisin ring. Nothing comes out!

So clearly the proportion isn’t only at play. And it seems either way you’d need to have a large ass. Nonetheless, I still have hope for us.

So, /sci/, how can we make a hurricane come out of a human asshole, using this inverse square law? Are there other methods? I still feel as though it’s possible to do it, because look at how hurricanes are made. And whirlpools.