What are some human mating signals sci?

I want a gf really badly and I tried to get one but I’m too autistic I only know how to move and stutter and the word hey.

I tried to apply one of my mating signals I deduced, by going to a parking lot with a large overcoat, and when I found a women I would take it completely off and begin doing a dance, where I would torque my torso up and down so my head would flip to my belly button and back to the sky, bobbin my head like a chicken.

And at the same time trying to generate enough kickback so that my penis would move along with my torso , flopping to the sky and back to my flaccid state.

Long story short I had to call my cousin for bail and have multiple eye sores from the pepper spray.

Why didn’t this work?

What should I do next time?