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Teacher, 4chan Fri 13 Nov 08:22:07 2020 No.12336662 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12336721 >>12337247

I'm going to become a teacher.

What would be the MOST /b/ I could be? I ask 4chan now to witness the birth of the first 4chan /b/-random teacher!

>Please note that this will become my teaching STYLE, not WHAT I teach.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 08:43:39 No.12336705 Report

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>HELLO NIGGERS, TODAY WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT MITOCHONDRIA
also based peter.

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Teacher, 4chan Fri 13 Nov 2020 08:51:10 No.12336717 Report

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>>12336705
Brilliant!

My students will now only be known as niggers! I'll start like an aggressive Samuel L. Jackson type.

How do I punish interrupting niggers?

>My idea is to say, "Unless you want a dick in that nigger mouth of yours, shut it!"

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Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 08:52:14 No.12336721 Report

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>>12336662
it depends if you are old /b/ or new /b/
if you are old /b/ you could find a picture online of someone hurting a cat, and using the IT resources at your disposal find the location, identify the person and get the police to arrest them
or you could harass a professional martial artist on their social media so much that he self-harms, thereby teaching an important lesson in crowd psychology
or you could investigate a quasi-religious cult, research how they brainwash their victims, and attempt to get their website taken offline
if you are new /b/ just find a picture of the sister of one of the class, hold it up and say "what would you do to her"

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Teacher, 4chan Fri 13 Nov 2020 09:00:07 No.12336728 Report

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>>12336721
I'm ancestral /b/ and wanted to find a way of dragging 4chan bait methods and techniques into the limelight by using my exhaustless turbo-autismo NPC energy.

Old /b/ had two portions: rekt and random. I am random, not a rekt teacher.

In terms of crowd psychology I'd just class troll hollywood. Like getting a class idea to become a Netflix special, or if I am doing Uni level stuff I'd troll hollywood into making a snakes on a plane sequel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Nov 2020 14:39:28 No.12337247 Report

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>>12336662
>this will become my teaching style
Become a minimalist expressionist, if that's the way to put it. Instead of saying "My name is Mr. Smith and I will be your Math teacher," you say, "Name. Me. Smith. Class? Mathematics. Today? Imaginary numbers."

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