>>12327477Because angels have wings and are jealous of mortal humans being able to take to the air, so they all get together and push down on this 'balloon' contraption, keeping it on the ground.
Everyone knows this, OP, why don't you? Were you homeschooled by heretic atheists or something? I certainly hope not for your sake, otherwise the Vatican will be knocking on your door to take you and your family to the local Inquisition to determine if you are of Satan!