Easiest way to get a ritalin prescription?

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Not gonna go into detail on why I believe my life would be better with a box of concerta in my drawer cause who cares.

What I wanna know is if anyone has a link to a website or pdf with tips or even a guide on what to specifically say in order to make yourself a worthy ritalin candidate according to whatever faggot rulebook your shrink is meant to play by.

I’ve tried once before with this one doctor who made sure to give me her entire life story as a fellow “intelligent person”, even told me about her 130 IQ which all ended up being an unnecessarily long way of saying “just focus bro”.