>Grocery shopping
>Can't find my normal protein shake that I have for breakfast, they're out of it
>This is all that's left
>What the fuck is MTC oil? >Whatever
>Drink it this morning
>Doesn't taste too bad
>Few hours later feel kinda sick. Be near a bathroom and rush to it, 30 minutes of straight diarrhea. Smells like death and it's almost black.
>Oh God
>Out in the field
>Start feeling sick again, 40 minutes from the nearest toilet
>Hold it in, feel okay for awhile
>Sitting and writing some notes
>Feel the backdoor open
>Check
>I shit myself
>Don't have any TP in my truck
>End up ripping out pages from my notebook to clean up
>Use my drinking water to clean the seat and my pants
>Have to shit again so I go off in the woods
>Rip up more pages in my notebook
FUCK
>Can't find my normal protein shake that I have for breakfast, they're out of it
>This is all that's left
>What the fuck is MTC oil? >Whatever
>Drink it this morning
>Doesn't taste too bad
>Few hours later feel kinda sick. Be near a bathroom and rush to it, 30 minutes of straight diarrhea. Smells like death and it's almost black.
>Oh God
>Out in the field
>Start feeling sick again, 40 minutes from the nearest toilet
>Hold it in, feel okay for awhile
>Sitting and writing some notes
>Feel the backdoor open
>Check
>I shit myself
>Don't have any TP in my truck
>End up ripping out pages from my notebook to clean up
>Use my drinking water to clean the seat and my pants
>Have to shit again so I go off in the woods
>Rip up more pages in my notebook
FUCK
