>>12314350>what's the closest you can get to 1 but still be less than 1?Easy.
1 - 1/MOAN
MOAN is the Mother Of All Numbers.
It is the biggest number possible. We dont know what it is exactly but we do know it sits at the very end of the number line and that it is impossible to add anything to it.
How do we know all that? Simple. Because that is what I defined it to be. I got sick of all those GOD CURSED SODOMITES going on about their fucking infinity bullshit, so I decided to invent MOAN. Because of my genius we can now have a nice finite number line. Just as GOD intended.
Now usually some fuckwit comes along and goes "MOAN +1, hurr durr!". No. Like I said its impossible to add anything to MOAN. Its the biggest number possible, so nothing can be added to it. Attempting to do so results in you sailing off over the edge of reality into a void and eventually being eaten by sea monsters. Good job too.
