Quantum immortality

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1. End up blind, quadripeligic, aging, sickly and in constant pain for millions of years

2. Constantly get interviewed on the news as a freak who won’t die

3. If euthanasia is legalized, have every euthanasia attempt fail and bring you more pain

4. When the rest of humankind becomes extinct, be the only person to survive. Now, there’s nobody to spoon feed you for change your diapers. But you somehow continue to survive anyway.

5. Somehow survive when the sun expands into a red giant and makes earth ridiculously hot

6. Get taken by aliens right before the sun totally engulfs earth

Guys, I'm scared.