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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 18:57:13 2020 No.12302848 View Reply Original Report

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I've bought an SS-18 Satan intercontinental ballistic missle from the russian black market.

What should I do with it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2020 19:01:52 No.12302868 Report

Quoted By: >>12303351 >>12307688

>>12302848
Fire it on a trajectory to disperse 4 750kt nuclear warheads to detonate at or over Brownsville TX, Raymondville TX, McAllen TX and Harlingen TX.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2020 19:04:51 No.12302887 Report

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>>12302848
Next step: fuel it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2020 19:07:17 No.12302902 Report

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>>12302848
Launch to orbit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2020 19:12:17 No.12302914 Report

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You just got scammed op.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2020 20:07:08 No.12303109 Report

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If you don't put this on top and go for a ride you are a pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2020 20:22:01 No.12303181 Report

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>>12302848
Gut it and live in it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2020 20:52:56 No.12303292 Report

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>>12302848
It's a paperweight without it's associated launch infrastructure, engineers and flight crew.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2020 21:12:39 No.12303351 Report

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>>12302868
Why? What did the lower rio grande valley do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2020 02:06:04 No.12304029 Report

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>>12302848
Oil your anus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2020 02:28:26 No.12304082 Report

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>>12302848
Finally a dildo big enough for OP's mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2020 09:55:34 No.12304498 Report

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>>12303292
>launch infrastructure, engineers and flight crew
That would be /diy/, /g/ and /k/, respectively.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2020 11:30:18 No.12304565 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MgSmh3vXaQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2020 11:51:34 No.12304582 Report

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>>12302848
Launch yourself to intercept with a Starship trip and hitchhike a ride to Mars

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2020 07:39:56 No.12306955 Report

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>>12302848
>.>"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2020 08:23:18 No.12307021 Report

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>>12303292
Bro that's not paper you're holding down with a intercontinental ballistic missile, that's a demon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2020 09:07:12 No.12307060 Report

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>>12304029
>>12304082
Never change

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2020 09:14:31 No.12307071 Report

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>>12302848
Deliver to your enemy with a not saying your mom's dildo has arrived.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2020 09:29:18 No.12307089 Report

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>>12302848
cool now you only need like 5 million dollars in fuel and a ~500 million dollar launch system. And about a dozen highly skilled highly paid expert employees to actually operate it

>>12303292
>flight crew
wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2020 09:43:43 No.12307116 Report

Quoted By: >>12307205

>>12304498
>Booster detonates inside the silo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2020 10:29:57 No.12307205 Report

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>>12307116
>be diy
>scrape together enough bottle rockets and potato launchers to form a hull and a ship
>/g/units already loaded the computers with linux, doom and fucking chinese bloatware up the ass
>miraculously the day of launch actually somehow succeeds past the ten mark
>"ALLAHU SNACKBAR" yell the /k/iller /k/ommandos
>trash icbm up in the air
>trash rocket literally held together by rubber bands and masking tape
>all attempts to shoot it down just pass through or rip out vast chunks setting fire to hapless villages below
>kim jung il sips tea
>the world holds its breath
>rocket falls short and detonates over a vast sprawling metropolis
>numerous medical, military and animal casualties
>damage to infrastructure, powerplants people, and more
Decisive Tang Strategic Victory

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2020 10:32:21 No.12307212 Report

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>>12307205
>pass through
Literal plastic elastic hell heap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2020 10:34:25 No.12307218 Report

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>>12307212
YUO SEE IVAN
ENEMY MISSILE CANNOT OF BURN DOWN ROCKET
IF ROCKET IS ALREADY ON FIRE

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2020 10:35:28 No.12307223 Report

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>>12307218
It wouldn't know which of several explosion was its own.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2020 10:39:41 No.12307232 Report

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>>12307212
Like trying to shoot down a kite with sewing needles

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2020 12:17:15 No.12307397 Report

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>>12302848
Become a sovereign person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2020 14:54:36 No.12307652 Report

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>>12302848
gut it and turn it into a cold war themed b&b.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2020 15:12:26 No.12307688 Report

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>>12302868

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2020 15:27:19 No.12307714 Report

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I'll assume that this didn't include a warhead, but somehow did include anough infrastructure to launch. Then you should send up a replica of Sputnik, after getting appropriate model rocketry clearances.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2020 16:42:41 No.12307949 Report

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>>12302848
Start a war faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2020 08:58:25 No.12310597 Report

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call Elon and gloat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2020 09:00:19 No.12310600 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2020 09:02:01 No.12310601 Report

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>>12310600
go back to your failed containment board moron

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2020 09:04:24 No.12310603 Report

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>>12310601
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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2020 09:32:58 No.12310653 Report

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>>12310603
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