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Auto brewery syndrome

Anonymous Mon 02 Nov 21:10:08 2020 No.12300262 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12300293 >>12300756 >>12300998 >>12301229 >>12301237 >>12303893

Guys, I need your help to get auto brewery syndrome, know any reliable and easy ways?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Nov 2020 21:12:33 No.12300271 Report

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fluconazole x 200mg/daily for a week

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Nov 2020 21:21:50 No.12300293 Report

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>>12300262
>Researchers speculate the underlying causes of ABS are related to prolonged antibiotic use, poor nutrition and/or diets high in carbohydrates, and to pre-existing conditions such as diabetes and genetic variations that result in improper liver enzyme activity
So basically eat like shit, get pre-diabetes, and then take mass antibioitics followed by drinking beer/eating bread as your basically only source of calories

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2020 00:14:40 No.12300756 Report

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>>12300262
eat levadura

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2020 00:15:42 No.12300758 Report

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>>12300756
that is yeast

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2020 01:00:01 No.12300892 Report

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>>12300293
Bro, I'm way ahead of you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2020 02:03:18 No.12300998 Report

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>>12300262
I've got a related question, do cows produce ethanol in significant quantities in their guts? They've always seemed a bit tipsy to me, same with horses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2020 04:13:46 No.12301229 Report

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>>12300262
Buy some liquid brewing yeast and insert it into your colon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2020 04:17:20 No.12301237 Report

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>>12300262
spoiler alert: it actually just makes you hungover 24/7 instead of drunk 24/7

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2020 10:07:00 No.12301677 Report

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>>12301237
and have painful flaming shits

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2020 10:50:21 No.12301717 Report

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>>12301677
That happens to me whenever I drink a lot of strong alcohol on an empty stomach. Typical whisky shits. I swear scotch is the worst for it, it burns. Even rum isn't as bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2020 12:55:52 No.12301918 Report

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>>12301237
You basically just can't eat any carbs ever
>>12301717
I pray for the alcoholics who already have IBS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2020 22:01:21 No.12303532 Report

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>>12300756
Have you eaten your levadura today?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2020 00:14:33 No.12303893 Report

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>>12300262
Why not just brew your own stuff at home? It can't be that hard, dumb people in prison manage it all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2020 02:46:47 No.12304102 Report

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Sometimes when I eat bread I can taste a hint of vodka

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