>>12291347Sure, sure, OP, all that gurgling and motion in your gut after a big meal? That's your intestinal DNA being resequenced to turn it into something else. We all knew this for decades now why didn't you? You must be dumb.
>>12292282Oh well you just drop by your local pharmacy and pick up the genome resequencing pill. 24 hours later your DNA is resequenced and voila, your Celiac is gone! Most people don't know about this because they keep it behind the counter, you have to ask the pharmacist for it directly, and know the secret password (can't tel you what it is, against Federal law, you know).
I'm risking my life telling you all this BTW, the Jews living in their secret moonbase on the farside, who have been carefully ruling and managing humanity since World War 2, will have me black-bagged and taken to their blacksite to be pumped full of psychoactives to erase my memory and personality if I'm caught, posting on 4chan is the only way I can talk about these things and not be backtraced immediately. But The Truth Is Out There and someone has to tell it.
