>Earthquake happens in Japan
>*Panicked insectoid noises*
>Meanwhile at the Fukushima power plant
>Sum Ting Wong
>Wat To Lo
>Ho Lee Fuk
>Bang Ding Ow
>*Panicked G*erm noises*
>Merkel progressively shuts down all nuclear power plants
>Replaces them with coal plants
>But only "temporarily"
>Plans to replace them with green energy
>Wind supposed to be the new backbone of German energy (50% of consumption)
>In order to achieve this goal 4GW of wind will have to be added each year
But
> Construction of new turbines face increasingly tighter regulations because birds are cool or something
> Also local activists have been harassing local councils to shut down projects
Therefore
>Increase in Wind GW has plummeted since 2017
>Federal Government seeing that the 4GW increase is now all but impossible plans to import GREEN HYDROGEN PRODUCED BY SANDNIGGERS IN DESERTS (<10% efficiency in best case scenario)
>*Panicked insectoid noises*
>Meanwhile at the Fukushima power plant
>Sum Ting Wong
>Wat To Lo
>Ho Lee Fuk
>Bang Ding Ow
>*Panicked G*erm noises*
>Merkel progressively shuts down all nuclear power plants
>Replaces them with coal plants
>But only "temporarily"
>Plans to replace them with green energy
>Wind supposed to be the new backbone of German energy (50% of consumption)
>In order to achieve this goal 4GW of wind will have to be added each year
But
> Construction of new turbines face increasingly tighter regulations because birds are cool or something
> Also local activists have been harassing local councils to shut down projects
Therefore
>Increase in Wind GW has plummeted since 2017
>Federal Government seeing that the 4GW increase is now all but impossible plans to import GREEN HYDROGEN PRODUCED BY SANDNIGGERS IN DESERTS (<10% efficiency in best case scenario)
