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troll physics

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 07:56:40 2020 No.12277966 View Reply Original Report

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Troll Physics thread
I had some retard try to tell me this would actually work the other day, lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 07:57:35 No.12277967 Report

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>>12277966
wat

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 08:12:41 No.12277983 Report

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>>12277967
You must be at least 18 to post here.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 08:14:43 No.12277988 Report

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>>12277983

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 08:17:50 No.12277990 Report

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>>12277983
A friend told me physics can't explain roflcopters, is that true?

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 08:26:25 No.12278002 Report

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>>12277966
kek, the whole thing would spin because of conservation of angular momentum.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 09:20:39 No.12278091 Report

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>>12277966

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 09:21:41 No.12278092 Report

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 09:22:43 No.12278095 Report

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I miss the old internet, mostly these memes

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 09:24:12 No.12278097 Report

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>>12278095

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 09:33:42 No.12278116 Report

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>>12278097
Cope harder Math PHd zoomer you should be studying

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 09:37:04 No.12278124 Report

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>>12278116

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 13:02:15 No.12278436 Report

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>>12278092
>>12278091
why wouldn't these work?

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 13:26:49 No.12278487 Report

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>>12278436
torque and tension

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 22:25:25 No.12280238 Report

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I remember someone showed these memes to a college professor back in 2011-12 and he was disappointed.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2020 22:29:19 No.12280251 Report

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 08:18:40 No.12281625 Report

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>>12280251
why wouldn't this work?

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 08:22:08 No.12281628 Report

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debunk this

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 08:34:11 No.12281641 Report

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>>12281628
>35000€
We have to go back

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 08:38:46 No.12281650 Report

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 08:45:12 No.12281661 Report

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Garbage printer go brrrr

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 08:47:21 No.12281663 Report

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 08:58:41 No.12281679 Report

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 11:59:35 No.12281927 Report

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>>12281650
FUCK

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 13:48:35 No.12282133 Report

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>>12278095
>old internet
The only real difference now is that it's centered around people's identities instead of their ideas. It comes across as shallow now because it doesn't reflect anyone as a person. It's not doomer, brainlet, chad, or any other preceived real-world archetype. It's something that only an anon could make, but now, when someone makes something notable online, it's important who they are, not for any good reasons, but purely because that's the culture now.

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tripfag !X.Udl.ZfKQ Wed 28 Oct 2020 13:52:32 No.12282141 Report

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>>12282133
>centered around people's identities instead of their ideas
based

tripfag !X.Udl.ZfKQ

tripfag !X.Udl.ZfKQ Wed 28 Oct 2020 13:53:44 No.12282143 Report

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>>12281650
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetic_monopole

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 13:56:49 No.12282149 Report

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>>12282133
the reason some people cultivate identities is to rise above the noise of the modern internet. It's signal amplification, and people can listen and see "Oh this is a good signal, keep this one." There's a lot more noise I think, a lot more spam, a lot more nefarious entities.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 13:58:26 No.12282153 Report

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>>12277966
do you know how fucking heavy that thing would be? and you think you can make it fly by by blowing air? fucking retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 17:36:51 No.12282722 Report

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>>12281625
Because there's no such thing as "light pressure".

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 18:31:54 No.12282869 Report

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>>12282722
Maybe it's just very light so they haven't observed it yet?

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 18:32:28 No.12282872 Report

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MTH PHD KEKS DISPROVE THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 19:03:53 No.12282975 Report

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>>12282872
Is it really that difficult to see the limit of that construction is just a rotation?

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tripfag !X.Udl.ZfKQ Wed 28 Oct 2020 19:05:32 No.12282983 Report

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>>12282872
repeating to infinity does not create a circle it creates a diamond

the proof is left as a reader to the exercise

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 20:11:07 No.12283233 Report

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 20:12:48 No.12283241 Report

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 20:25:18 No.12283286 Report

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>>12282149
No - wrong. It is far more profound, divine, and spiritual, than that superficial understanding

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 20:26:23 No.12283289 Report

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>>12282722
solar sails are now troll physics

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 20:31:41 No.12283301 Report

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BASED thread

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 21:08:13 No.12283452 Report

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>>12278436
conservation of momentum/energy whatever. magnet and metal attract each other equally, pushing arm up pushes body down. No idea why his legs and dick fall off though.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 21:10:29 No.12283462 Report

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>>12283289
ok, there is only one light speed

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 21:33:19 No.12283559 Report

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 21:47:00 No.12283606 Report

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>>12283559
It doesn't work, you would eventually run out of fuel

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 21:53:15 No.12283630 Report

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>>12277966
The air being pushed down would just displace, providing insufficient lift. If you go above, like, 10 feet, the air waves would disperse instead of bouncing off the solid ground, you'd get no lift.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 21:56:00 No.12283646 Report

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>black holes break physics? no problem
>shoot light into the black hole
>cut it in half, one piece goes the other way because of atomic pressures
>equal energy going in and out means black holes evaporate now
>physics is saved!

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 21:57:22 No.12283651 Report

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>>12283606
That jet is capable of inflight refueling.
So your "It doesn't work" don't work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 22:03:20 No.12283686 Report

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how can one tell the satirical from the serious with only text

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 22:14:33 No.12283754 Report

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>>12283241
Still my favourite.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 22:16:45 No.12283765 Report

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>>12277966
you are the one retarded. the picture is what actually happens and i am not sure maybe thats "the joke"?

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 22:19:12 No.12283773 Report

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>>12283241
This version is superior.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 22:19:22 No.12283775 Report

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>>12282722
why not

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 22:20:59 No.12283779 Report

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>>12283765
You're a genius, bro.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 22:22:50 No.12283785 Report

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>>12283773
it is funny. But the general idea has worked before.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 22:25:30 No.12283800 Report

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>>12277966

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 22:33:37 No.12283841 Report

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>>12283800
Honestly, what exactly is stopping us from making a t-rex?
DNA faults in the fossils?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 22:34:17 No.12283848 Report

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>>12283785
The original one is the dark energy one, I believe.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2020 22:35:25 No.12283856 Report

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>>12283841
We cannot yet create totipotent cells from random dna samples, I think.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 00:08:15 No.12284270 Report

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>>12283841
we didn't even discover dinosaur DNA until this year

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/2020/03/hints-of-dna-discovered-in-a-dinosaur-fossil/

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 00:11:33 No.12284277 Report

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>>12283848
I don't know the original but it is the better of the two as it describes the cosmological constant comically.
>>12283841
I don't know all of the difficulties as I don't work in the field but I imagine they would first try it with a living animal and I have yet to hear of that.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 01:46:55 No.12284511 Report

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>>12283646
its virtual particles that separate at black hole horizons not light

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 14:41:01 No.12285984 Report

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>>12283606
the jet is not burning fuel if it is not moving through time

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Sage Thu 29 Oct 2020 14:49:56 No.12286003 Report

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>>12281625
Light has no volume bro

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2020 15:08:02 No.12286043 Report

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Hey us bros, whatever comes out of next week's events, i hope your new government continues to lead in space.
I don't want no chinese luna bases.
Cheers.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2020 02:13:56 No.12288203 Report

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>>12282722
what is radiation pressure

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2020 06:49:42 No.12288756 Report

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>>12282872
now try taking a derivative of this curve

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2020 06:51:34 No.12288757 Report

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>>12283686
context, specific words or phrases or emotes

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2020 07:10:37 No.12288788 Report

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>>12277988
How is that edgy? Lol

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2020 07:10:47 No.12288790 Report

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>>12283773
>>12283241
Lost so fucking hard.
t. mathfag

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2020 07:32:55 No.12288824 Report

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>>12283841
DNA is shit for long-term storage: it only lasts 6.8 million years at most when preserved at -5°C, and it's only readable for 1.5 million years.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2020 08:10:07 No.12288880 Report

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>>12282869
xd

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2020 08:28:27 No.12288910 Report

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>>12283559
Ok, so I'm about to sound like a complete retard, but this has always genuinely confused me.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not damaged, I know time won't stop or anything stupid like that, but how do timezones compensate for this? Is there a timeline somewhere with a 24 hour difference? I don't get how timezones work otherwise, because theoretically you could just keep going back.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2020 09:31:49 No.12288997 Report

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>>12288910
>Is there a timeline somewhere with a 24 hour difference?
Yes there is, it just goes through fucknowhere in the ocean so only those traveling across would care until internet and instant global communications gave the general populace the opportunity to be confused the fuck out of their wits by timezone shenanigans as well.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2020 09:34:55 No.12289009 Report

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>>12283773
>nooooo you can't just adjust your model to match reality!

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2020 13:32:32 No.12289428 Report

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>>12283848
>>12283785
iirc that's how we found uranus basically
or was it neptune
maybe both

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2020 14:20:39 No.12289535 Report

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>>12278091
>>12278092

Because none of those that lift, are grounded.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2020 17:24:49 No.12290036 Report

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>>12281628
Hypothetically this would work, apart from the tweezers, right?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2020 17:27:33 No.12290042 Report

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>>12290036
yes but how many atoms make up a traditional gold bar

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2020 17:27:57 No.12290045 Report

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>>12282141
>tripfag
I see what you did there

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2020 17:28:21 No.12290046 Report

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>>12288910
It's called the international date line

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2020 18:24:21 No.12290243 Report

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2020 18:47:47 No.12290317 Report

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>>12283559
If you travel continuously you'll cross time zones.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2020 18:50:25 No.12290324 Report

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>>12277983

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2020 18:59:34 No.12290359 Report

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>>12281628
Based tweezer alchemist

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2020 19:58:48 No.12290500 Report

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>>12281628
>Platinum
hard
>Gold
hard
>Mercury
soft
>Thallium
not sure
>Lead
fucking hard!

What gives? Just an extra proton, what's it doing?

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