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SAGED Sun 25 Oct 20:24:47 2020 No.12272700 View Reply Original Report

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should i mention my hobby of blogposting on 4chan/sci in my resume.

what are the probabilities i get a based lad reading it. how many std away are 4chan people.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 20:44:44 No.12272788 Report

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>>12272700
dontf forget to mention some other impressive big brain hobbies such as masturbating or watching anime

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 20:49:02 No.12272808 Report

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>>12272700
No you shouldn't.
You should probably never mention this site ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 20:50:36 No.12272811 Report

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>>12272700
>should I commit social suicide?
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 20:53:59 No.12272825 Report

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Rule 1 faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 20:59:48 No.12272847 Report

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>>12272700
>what are the probabilities i get a based lad reading it
About 0.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 21:08:57 No.12272876 Report

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I am a 4chan user and if I read on someone's resume that they were a 4chan user, I would not hire them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 21:10:30 No.12272884 Report

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>>12272700
2/5

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 21:24:03 No.12272929 Report

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>>12272700
Not explicitly, you gotta just tuck away some board lingo somewhere

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 22:27:06 No.12273171 Report

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>>12272700
>I post on 4chan /sci/ on a regular basis

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 22:31:20 No.12273184 Report

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>>12272700
If I got another /sci/ poster's resume I would immediately use their contact and reference information to make sure they never work in the field again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 22:31:59 No.12273187 Report

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>>12272700
Why would you ever think that's a good idea? It's like someone saying they watch tv or eat food on their resume. It's not a productive hobby, and more importantly, most likely not related to what you're applying for at all.

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LEGENDARY SAGED Sun 25 Oct 2020 22:35:58 No.12273193 Report

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>>12273187
working with npcs makes you a npc over time. 4chan keeps you honest

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 22:56:43 No.12273246 Report

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>>12272929
>I spend my free time participating in a community of experts discussing mathematics and physics.
>The same community came up with improved bounds to the Superpermutation problem.
>We spend a lot of time discussing the validity of the axioms defining the real number, and more broadly the foundation of mathematics
>I also have been in close contact with the mathematician who discovered the solution to the Riemann hypothesis, providing counseling and support

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 23:02:50 No.12273258 Report

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>>12273184
i lol'd
no but srsly, referencing 4chan irl is the gayest fucking thing you can do unless you're trying to get someone hooked on this drug

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 23:14:01 No.12273293 Report

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>>12272700
Just get a high quality IQ test. If they reject you you know they're low IQ and not worth working for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 23:17:15 No.12273302 Report

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>>12273293
You can have the biggest IQ and still be the laziest piece of shit in existence

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 23:17:30 No.12273304 Report

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>>12273293
They'll reject you every single time in favor of an arts major. That (arts major if they were the top of their class) will go on to become HR manager for McKinsey and make half a million a year

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 00:10:38 No.12273480 Report

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>>12273293
Okay but what if you're dumb?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 01:50:14 No.12273792 Report

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>>12272700
dont, not only is the whole site bad but this board is full of retards spitting "sciencey" horse shit thats not true or downright retarded. Take the i-1-0 length triangle or the dumbass that said the dx was "implied" on his integral. Also, ive seen a guy try to disprove special relativity using results from special relativity. 90% of posts here are like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 02:06:58 No.12273827 Report

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>>12272825
post tits?
>>12273193
they want you to be an NPC
>>12273246
>>I also have been in close contact with the mathematician who discovered the solution to the Riemann hypothesis, providing counseling and support
kek suprème bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 02:47:13 No.12273924 Report

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>>12273293
>HR roasties valuing IQ and not viewing it as inherently flawed, sexist, and racist
wew

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 02:53:07 No.12273933 Report

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>>12273293
Intelligence isn't everything. It's like 30% desu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 03:18:33 No.12273979 Report

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>>12272700
never mention you post here on a resume, unless you're Tooker
If you're Tooker, mention it as often as possible because nobody should ever employ a schizo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 12:46:14 No.12274872 Report

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>>12272788
>hentai enthusiast

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 12:52:02 No.12274878 Report

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>>12273480
You taking a wrong test then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 13:18:24 No.12274919 Report

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>>12272825
Rule 1 is only about /b/

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