Let us, the fine gentlemen unto whom both great intellects and wonder have been endowed engage in candlelit dialogue with the aim of the discovery of a new theory upon which all those laws hitherto derived by the industry of national philosophy may be recovered and thus produce a paper worthy of submittal to the formidable vixra. I propose we choose from only the most fanciful, complete and extravagant metaphysics of antiquity a basis for our 'New Kind of Science' and as such I nominate this by the true founder of the calculus. Bring your finest quills and parchment for the innumerable diagrams that will serve to exposit our work of pure intellect