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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 22:26:42 2020 No.12265471 View Reply Original Report

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If he was alive today, what programming language would he use?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:43:36 No.12265501 Report

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Pascal.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:54:14 No.12265532 Report

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Python or R

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 22:55:33 No.12265535 Report

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>>12265471
Jewish subversion and trickery

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 23:09:42 No.12265581 Report

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>>12265535
go back

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 23:09:45 No.12265583 Report

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>>12265471
He would write his own programing language and we would have 15 ghz PC already, but IQs under 120 are holding us back as a civilization

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 23:10:46 No.12265585 Report

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>>12265581
Why?

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 23:16:25 No.12265602 Report

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>>12265585
why do you ask?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 23:17:11 No.12265605 Report

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>>12265602
I don’t know, you tell me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2020 23:17:45 No.12265606 Report

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>>12265581
back where?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 04:05:33 No.12266339 Report

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C (squared)

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 04:27:16 No.12266390 Report

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a 140 year old physicist? Fortran of course

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 05:45:26 No.12266569 Report

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>>12265606
you know where. it starts with p and ends with l

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 05:46:36 No.12266574 Report

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>>12265471
Nothing is faster than C

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 05:51:38 No.12266592 Report

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fortran

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 05:58:24 No.12266618 Report

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>>12266592
assembly

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 06:02:31 No.12266628 Report

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>>12266569
you mean his Paleoanthropological studies?

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 07:06:12 No.12266766 Report

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>>12266574
Assembler is "faster". Fortran is faster if used correctly.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 07:08:03 No.12266770 Report

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>>12265471
Python, because he'd be more focused on solving problems than worrying about pointers and memory addresses and lvalues and rvalues and metaprogramming templates

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 11:50:29 No.12267294 Report

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Grad students

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 11:55:26 No.12267300 Report

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>>12267294
This lmao.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 12:00:56 No.12267312 Report

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>>12266574
Nice.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 12:02:58 No.12267317 Report

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Rust

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 12:04:32 No.12267320 Report

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>>12265471
C# because that's what he did back then.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 12:07:28 No.12267329 Report

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>>12265471
I guess he'll be involved in developing of something more usable and more understandable than modern programming languages. Something where programming get as close to mind concept as possible and as simple to describe to computer what it has to do as possible.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 12:09:38 No.12267336 Report

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>>12265471
Definitely Matlab

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 12:23:45 No.12267366 Report

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>>12266766
Did you miss the physics joke?

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 12:29:11 No.12267377 Report

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>>12265583
Oh yes, programming language efficiency increases the clock rate. I'm starting to think you're actually Einstein.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 12:32:05 No.12267381 Report

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>>12267336
This, the most physicist friendly language of them all

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 13:05:14 No.12267448 Report

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>>12267366
Okay I'm fucking embarrassed now. And I'm a physicist.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 13:40:14 No.12267530 Report

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>>12265583
Yes, and he would smash heads of those who thinks gigahertz is computational power.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 13:41:17 No.12267536 Report

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>>12266574
Assembler is.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 13:44:30 No.12267543 Report

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>>12265471
>implying Einstein would waste his time with programming
He'd just get some code monkey to write the code for him.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 14:02:01 No.12267595 Report

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>>12267543
>implying he wouldn't have been a codemonkey himself
Look up his life. He was essentially period equivalent of that for a big portion of his life.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 14:05:08 No.12267612 Report

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>>12267595
Are you referring to his job at the patent office? That was just a way to pay the bills.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 14:24:47 No.12267695 Report

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>>12265535
kek

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 14:29:58 No.12267708 Report

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>>12265581

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 14:37:11 No.12267737 Report

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>>12265471
Probably none, since he would be doing theoretical physics. If he needed a computer simulation done there would be someone to do it for him.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 14:50:23 No.12267791 Report

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>>12266574
You meant
>than c
Lowercase

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 15:04:31 No.12267870 Report

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>>12267791
it's CS not cs, motherfucker

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 15:08:15 No.12267884 Report

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>>12267294
This

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 15:13:37 No.12267903 Report

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>>12265471
FORTRAN since that’s what the folks the the large hydron collider use. Other than that, Python because many scientists use it. I guess C/C++ if he wants to build an efficient production machine but that wouldn’t be the best use of Einstein’s time.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2020 15:27:39 No.12267957 Report

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>>12265471
he's cousins pussey

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 03:05:06 No.12270079 Report

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>>12267320
ha

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 03:05:49 No.12270082 Report

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>>12265471
javascript

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 17:30:33 No.12272063 Report

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>>12265471
"The difference between a professional and an amateur is that a professional writes his own fucking compiler"

-Terry A Davis

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 18:17:14 No.12272217 Report

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>>12265535
>getting trigger by mean racist comments on the internet

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Fuck I hate uptight, butthurt, leftists so much. I myself am a liberal and a leftist, but you faggots are some of the most annoying people in the world. Right up there with evangelical Christians who can't stop talking about the 'End Times'.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 18:42:40 No.12272334 Report

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>>12265471
HolyC

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 18:57:44 No.12272380 Report

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Swift

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 19:36:16 No.12272499 Report

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>>12265471
Python and submajor in Javascript.
A little C++ and Lua

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tripfag !X.Udl.ZfKQ Sun 25 Oct 2020 19:41:16 No.12272531 Report

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>>12265535
>subversion
This is a VCS not a programming language, faggot.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 23:43:38 No.12273402 Report

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>>12266574
Underrated post.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2020 23:56:38 No.12273442 Report

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He'd be a boomer so Fortran

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 10:22:02 No.12274654 Report

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>>12266574

tripfag !X.Udl.ZfKQ

tripfag !X.Udl.ZfKQ Mon 26 Oct 2020 10:54:59 No.12274720 Report

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>>12266574
Based
>>12266339
Cringe

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2020 11:47:31 No.12274790 Report

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>>12265471
Haskell

>>12265583
midwit post

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