>>12259990I've come to make an announcement: Jeff Who's a bald-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking girlfrend. That's right, he took his Amazon fuckin' blue dick out and he pissed on my fucking girlfriend, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG", and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Jeff Who, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!
That's right, baby! All chrome, no blue, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!
He fucked my girlfriend, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER STARLINK PISS!
Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on MARS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON MARS, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRROPLLLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
