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Evolution's peak

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 04:43:55 2020 No.12251539 View Reply Original Report

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>Swims
>Flies
>Walks
>Uses eggs instead of the live birth system
>Omnivorous
Why hasn't humanity managed to catch up with ducks yet?

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Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 04:45:06 No.12251544 Report

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Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 04:45:19 No.12251545 Report

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>>12251539
you forgot funny penis/rape apparatus

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 04:50:25 No.12251560 Report

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>>12251539
love birth is a good system anon. could you imagine a world where Karens and Enbys need to stay home to sit on their egg? that would crash the economy. how would Gucci and Coach survive?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 04:51:38 No.12251564 Report

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>>12251560
It's literally just for a month.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 04:53:01 No.12251567 Report

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>>12251539
>Uses eggs instead of the live birth system
Why do incels think this is some sort of an upgrade?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 04:56:17 No.12251577 Report

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>>12251567
Before the advent of industrialization, humans were constantly dying during birth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 05:04:57 No.12251607 Report

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>>12251577
You realize the egg would have to be big enough to contain a newborn baby ie bigger than the actual baby.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 05:08:40 No.12251620 Report

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>>12251539
Yet this still belongs in my belly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 05:13:05 No.12251628 Report

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I am amazed at how ferocious these little fucks are when, they can't do a thing to harm us.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 05:14:32 No.12251631 Report

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>>12251539
How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.
-Dorothy L. Sayers

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Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 05:15:25 No.12251636 Report

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>>12251607
Ducks manage.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 05:20:16 No.12251644 Report

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>>12251539
also cute as fuck

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Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 05:24:17 No.12251657 Report

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>>12251636
Litterally millions of years if evolutionary changes between birds and primates.

Sorry anon, it wouldn't work for us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 06:28:07 No.12251806 Report

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I fed a lot of ducks and geese this week. Ducks do dot seem to like pretzels as much as geese. Some ducks wouldn't even eat the pretzels. They like potato chips pretty well. Is there "science" to do with animal food preferences? I have also never been able to get a goat to eat a banana. I have offered bananas to several goats but, not all of them. Would it be safe for me to hypothesize that goats do not like bananas?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 06:30:17 No.12251810 Report

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>>12251806
>Would it be safe for me to hypothesize that goats do not like bananas?
Safe to hypothesize just about anything that hasn't been contradicted by your experience.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 06:30:49 No.12251813 Report

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>>12251657
>Sorry anon, it wouldn't work for us.
Not with that attitude

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Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2020 06:33:52 No.12251826 Report

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>>12251628
Its because they know you can't chase them into the fucking sky the cheeky little shits

>>12251806
I would read a paper on this

Anonymous

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