>>12250757I saw a jannie in a thread on 4Chan yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him by posting choice copypasta that would result in a three day ban.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Sneed?", but he kept saying "Global Rule 6" and doing things for free in front of my face. I closed the window and continued my shitposting, and I heard him seethe angrily through the internet. When I came to solve the Captcha I saw the jannie waiting to ban me with a few of my posts on his computer.
I was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Hey you fucking faggot, why don't you stop being such a fucking cocksucker?" At first he kept pretending that being a /tv/ jannie was a worthwhile use of his time, but eventually turned around and revealed that he was going to ban me for off-topic posting.
I started screaming autistically and began to appeal my ban, but the jannie called me a "fucking wagie" and told me to "have sex". I don't even think he's dilated recently. After he denied my appeal and started looking for other threads to ruin, he went over to his bull and started sucking his cock really loudly.
