>Almost 30 succefull missions to Mars
>Petabytes of data collected
>Yet no evidence of life after 60 years of continuous presence and study

>2020
>Crazy funny scientists found a funny molecule on Venus funnyosphere, somewhat related to some known funny bacteria that lives in funny water, using a funny array of radiotelescopes, but, funny enough, in quantities barely above the background noise, at 20 fppm:

pffffffff *cough*... Hmmm, look at this Miguel
WOW! Is this...? This can't be...
THIS IS LIFE!...? CAN BE... ANYTHING ELSE???, NO...T POSSIBLE! I HAVE TO WRITE THIS DOWN!
...
OH GOD, I'M GONNA PUBLISH THIS, I'M GONNA PAABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÅAAAAAGGGGH!

>every scientific publication
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