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Anonymous Sat 17 Oct 22:55:57 2020 No.12243287 View Reply Original Report

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What happens if you get Corona, the Flu and the common cold at the same time?

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Anonymous Sat 17 Oct 2020 23:01:35 No.12243310 Report

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You experience symptoms of a bad flu, because their symptoms essentially overlap in a lot of ways.

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Anonymous Sat 17 Oct 2020 23:02:20 No.12243313 Report

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you become superman

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Anonymous Sat 17 Oct 2020 23:12:16 No.12243341 Report

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>>12243287
The flu ass rapes corona and you become immune to it

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Anonymous Sat 17 Oct 2020 23:20:12 No.12243360 Report

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>>12243287
You die
Getting the flu at the same time makes you more than twice as likely to die across the board

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Anonymous Sat 17 Oct 2020 23:33:40 No.12243411 Report

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>>12243287
>Corona
>the Flu
>common cold

You would be immune to all the diseases. This is called the three stooges effect.
t. Everything I learned about medicine is from the Simpsons.

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Anonymous Sat 17 Oct 2020 23:35:54 No.12243417 Report

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>at the same time
but they are the same thing. How else can you get one thing?

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Anonymous Sat 17 Oct 2020 23:45:55 No.12243436 Report

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>>12243417
t. Smoothbrain

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Anonymous Sun 18 Oct 2020 00:49:31 No.12243600 Report

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>>12243287
They do battle royale and whoever wins get the chicken dinner

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Anonymous Sun 18 Oct 2020 00:53:42 No.12243605 Report

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>>12243287
You are the ultimate silent boomer annihilator

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Anonymous Sun 18 Oct 2020 03:17:14 No.12243968 Report

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>>12243287
Nothing, the disease only kills old people. I caught COVID and all that thing did was cause minor chills, a few minor heart attacks, and then stop. LAME!!!

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Anonymous Sun 18 Oct 2020 04:34:24 No.12244229 Report

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>>12243968
>few minor heart attacks

scared heart tissue for the rest of your life.
If Trump removes obamacare, which he'll certainly do if elected, you will now have a preexisting condition excluding you from health insurance.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Oct 2020 08:05:46 No.12244752 Report

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>>12243411

INDESTRUCTABLE...

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Anonymous Sun 18 Oct 2020 19:23:45 No.12246379 Report

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>>12243287
You multiply inverse of probabilities of deaths together and subtract it from 1 to determine your probability of survival.

Or multiply your survival probability, whatever you want.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Oct 2020 19:53:45 No.12246484 Report

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>>12243968
same, i had some sniffles, 13 heart attacks, one little tiny pneumonia, and a little bit of a brain damage and then it stopped and i feel better than 20 years ago!

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Anonymous Sun 18 Oct 2020 20:09:34 No.12246543 Report

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>>12243968
All I got was anosmia, minor auditory and visual hallucinations (from the encephalitis), extreme fatigue, and nerve damage, no biggie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Oct 2020 20:10:24 No.12246546 Report

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>>12243287
you unlock super saiyan

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