>>12242095I would go directly to The Heart of Cambridge. Mathematically clawing my way up to The Lucasian Chair.
I would then declare that all weebs and furries are 'personis non grata' at any university throughout academia.
A mass exodus would occur, and I could take the opportunity to permanently damage their already limited social record to advance my goals even further.
Then I would begin providing the government with vast quantities of metric data and informational tools on where they live, what they do and what their habits are.
There would be Chinese style 'Cubing' of all these "people", black baggings, public shaming, executions and more.
Then I would finally be able to sleep comfortably with my waifu pillow, finally able to proclaim Her, The One, and Only, TRUE waifu among The Sea of Dakimakura.
Victorious at last.