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>The temperature required to split water is incredibly high, higher than a simple fire can produce uniformly.
>Water is a great thermal conductor, and as such sucks up all of the heat and distributes it amongst itself, thereby stealing the energy needed for combustion and using it to evaporate
>The water smothers the burning area, thereby preventing the oxygen from getting to the site of combustion
>Water is very smug and makes a reference to some literary work that fire, which is peak midwit, doesn't get, thereby making it shirk away from conversation for fear of being exposed as a pseud.
