Okay, from what I can understand, in the beginning we were all fish. Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands. And it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made a retard frog squirrel, and then that had a retard baby which was a monkey fish-frog. And then this monkey fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and that led to humans being made. Right?