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Was I a brainlet child?

Anonymous Mon 05 Oct 23:46:49 2020 No.12197628 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12197636 >>12198017 >>12198343 >>12198778 >>12199311 >>12199558 >>12199572 >>12199583

>get VHS tape
>rip off label
>right my own label in marker
>put it in VCR expecting it to be the movie I wrote with the marker
>it's still the same
>I realize I'm retarded
I don't remember how old I was maybe 5 or 6.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Oct 2020 23:48:10 No.12197636 Report

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>>12197628
When I was in kindergarten I bit into a crayon because I wanted to know what "blue" tasted like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Oct 2020 23:49:11 No.12197641 Report

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It's called learning.
how can you expect to know the behavior of something which you're ignorant to?
I wish I was young again.
now I'm too old to give a shit about being wrong so I'm just never wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Oct 2020 23:50:56 No.12197646 Report

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I used to read miniature encyclopedias as a kid.
but I mostly enjoyed looking at the pictures.
I saw a picture of the earth and it's core and I thought the earth was a dead star.
Everyone is born ignorant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 01:34:32 No.12198017 Report

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>>12197628
All kids do dumb shit like that, even the supposed "genius" ones with autistically narrow focus.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 01:37:22 No.12198026 Report

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I envisioned mushrooms as penises of the fungus poking out of the ground

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Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 01:42:27 No.12198037 Report

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i thought taping a sliced green apple would install mac osx on my computer. probably around 8

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Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 01:44:25 No.12198042 Report

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I always thought these signs meant you weren't supposed to write in the white box in the middle and never understood why the fuck they even put them up everywhere

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Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 01:49:05 No.12198051 Report

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>>12198042
Anon, stop writing in the white box. Have you read the sign?

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Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 01:54:24 No.12198061 Report

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I thought -- please no bully -- people in the 1950s had a monochrome vision and that touching benises with a neighorhood friend will make spirits of my ancestors angry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 01:54:32 No.12198062 Report

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>>12198026
they literally are though

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Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 02:09:06 No.12198090 Report

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on the other hand, I realized others were dumb when:
>be 6yo
>have penny in my pocket
>some kid finds shinny new dime on the ground
>I convince the other kid that that dime is fake because it's too shinny
>he trades the shinny dime to me for my penny
>10x profit in 1min
>mfw in poverty now

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Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 02:13:13 No.12198095 Report

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i hurp my durp then durp my hurp. the hurp goes durp and the durp goes hurp. then durp my hurp and durp my hurp again. the hurp goes durp and the durp goes hurp again. am i retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 03:47:12 No.12198343 Report

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>>12197628
I had sex with a girl when I was around 5 after one of the older kids showed me how it is done by shagging a tree. Just remember you need to take your clothes off first he said. So later that day I took off the pants of my girlfriend as well as mine and shagged her. Peepee didn't go into her hole. Just banged it onto her ass cheeks. We understood that this was probably wrong so we gave up and then she picked flowers and put on my uncircumcised penis. When I got home my mom was angry because I had been away more than two hours longer than agreed upon. Ah, the memories

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Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 06:16:01 No.12198778 Report

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>>12197628
LOL you wouldn't have been the first or be the last child who engaged in Magical Thinking. xD

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 09:48:30 No.12199235 Report

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my cousin once jumped on me while we were playing tag and I thought I was pregnant with my cousin's child for a month.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 10:18:53 No.12199282 Report

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>>12198026
You're on to something, Jr Joe Rogan

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 10:19:51 No.12199288 Report

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>>12199235
damn dude getting raped must suck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 10:32:56 No.12199311 Report

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>>12197628

When we got our first home computer I would copy game icons on floppy disks from my friends computer and couldn't figure out why the games wouldn't work when I got home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 11:25:45 No.12199390 Report

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>>12199311
I did literally the same when we got our first Windows machine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 12:55:36 No.12199558 Report

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>>12197628
Well, at least it shows you got imagination.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 13:00:20 No.12199572 Report

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>>12197628
IDK I was born with that knowledge about VLC's. I thought everyone was honestly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 13:03:49 No.12199583 Report

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>>12197628
nice humble brag

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Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 21:43:01 No.12201581 Report

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I believed that the reason grass grew out of the ground was because birds pulled the grass with their claws as they were taking off the air

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