I am so friggin excited. I'm a junior chemistry major, and after years of working in food industry to fill my resume, I finally might be getting an analytical chemistry internship.
FINALLY. Fuck that stupid pizza place, fuck food service, fuck sweeping, fuck mopping, fuck deep cleaning, and washing massive amounts of dishes. Fuck having to kiss customer's asses and act like they've been your best friend for years, when you don't even know them. Fuck awkwardly approaching customers and not knowing what facial expressions to make or how to respond to their small talk. Fuck having delinquent college dropout employees who can't discuss anything interesting. Fuck having mentally slow ignorant owners who have no idea what's below their feet or up in the sky. GOOD FUCKING BYE, FOOD SERVICE! I CANNOT WAIT TO PUT IN MY 2 WEEKS NOTICE! FINALLY, THE WHITE COLLAR LIFE. I'D MUCH RATHER CLEAN CHEMICAL GLASSWARE THAN WASH DISHES.
FINALLY. Fuck that stupid pizza place, fuck food service, fuck sweeping, fuck mopping, fuck deep cleaning, and washing massive amounts of dishes. Fuck having to kiss customer's asses and act like they've been your best friend for years, when you don't even know them. Fuck awkwardly approaching customers and not knowing what facial expressions to make or how to respond to their small talk. Fuck having delinquent college dropout employees who can't discuss anything interesting. Fuck having mentally slow ignorant owners who have no idea what's below their feet or up in the sky. GOOD FUCKING BYE, FOOD SERVICE! I CANNOT WAIT TO PUT IN MY 2 WEEKS NOTICE! FINALLY, THE WHITE COLLAR LIFE. I'D MUCH RATHER CLEAN CHEMICAL GLASSWARE THAN WASH DISHES.
