>>12186489fuck off, java fan boys...
Ive fucking had it, with you beans here and there. I've had it with your stupid ass ideas of "patterns" which only makes everything so much worse. I've peddled in your beans, and i've seen it end up in thousands of if cases and beans where the abstractions are so clear that they cut through every mean of logic. Fuck this. It's not working.
Swap to something like golang, where your faulty shitty ideas wouldn't work in the first place since it wouldn't even fucking compile.