why does trump's way of speaking sound like nothing

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scientifically, why does it sound like trump is saying nonsense? i feel like i am experiencing a different thing from those who see him speak and think he said something meaningful, it literally sounds like drunken babbling to me.

me, my friends and those who i went to college with, those who are politically near me all can very clearly hear him saying absolutely nothing. it's bizarre. like i connect with people based on that shared sense of reality:
>"he sounds like he's not saying anything, right?"
>"yeah!"
is a conversation i've had several times

there's gotta be some linguistic fuckery going on here which is why I'm asking /sci/ because there's probably an unemployed linguist here.