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Schizophrenia test

UF Tue 29 Sep 05:10:36 2020 No.12173673 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12173907 >>12175172 >>12175452 >>12175709

Sup /sci/
I have discovered a physical test for schizophrenia.
I need schizos to prove it (and normies to prove it doesn't work for them).
More info when they show up.
OP will deliver

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 05:11:40 No.12173675 Report

Quoted By: >>12173685

Well? I don't have it. What do I do?

UF Tue 29 Sep 2020 05:17:33 No.12173685 Report

Quoted By: >>12173720

>>12173675
Put your fingers on your cheekbones to find the muscle there. Flex it and everything above it in the face. Loosen everything beneath.
Sip a soda and experience the "carbonation grimace", if you have Glutamate hypofunction (aka schizophrenic). Otherwise, nothing interesting will occur.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 05:30:36 No.12173720 Report

Quoted By: >>12173743

>>12173685
What did you study, OP?

UF Tue 29 Sep 2020 05:38:54 No.12173743 Report

Quoted By: >>12173765 >>12175325 >>12175605

>>12173720
Math and LSD, crippling Glutamate deficiency did my studies in.
I couldn't drink soda since the day I was born. But whether the ability never existed or can be "revoked" through this exercise, it proves you have hypofunction.
I want to say my glutamate is "hypopresence" because supplements prove to restore it. Others have "hypostructure" and won't respond to supplements. Usually, in fact.
I would love for a doctor to tell me the formal equivalent of "hypofunction is either hypopresence or hypostructure", but I wouldn't be surprised if they're too dickless to have made that conclusion

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 05:40:56 No.12173748 Report

Quoted By: >>12173759

well you're definitely a shizo, OP. maybe an autist too. need anything else while I'm here?

UF Tue 29 Sep 2020 05:45:56 No.12173759 Report

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>>12173748
No, I had autism, but my schizophrenia canceled it out

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 05:47:44 No.12173765 Report

Quoted By: >>12173785

>>12173743
I think you’re on to something but it’s not a test for schizophrenia. I think you’re projecting your schizo affective behaviors.

A tip for scientists trying to veil their schizophrenia is to not jump to conclusions. You made sense until you jumped to the conclusion of schizophrenia. You could have asked “what does this trait tell about someone?” or “does this trait tell us something about a persons psychology?” but you jumped over many things and made too many assumptions along the way.

UF Tue 29 Sep 2020 05:58:32 No.12173785 Report

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>>12173765
Whether it's a test for schizophrenia is a question of whether we equate schizophrenia and Glutamate hypofunction. Granted that hypofunction is what it precisely tests, and glutamine supplements which work in my case change my result (and temporarily fix me).
I consider myself a model of negative symptoms without the positive. Though I get by with intense vitamins and scrounged nonantipsychotic medicines.
So I'm like the end-state schizo, and first-episode psychotics might not "pass the test", nor plainly stupid people who spout falsehoods.
The real question is, when I'm 3-for-3 on folks I've tested, are you simply hoping to hinder an uncontested and promising claim with your own spottings of "schizophrenia"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 06:19:53 No.12173828 Report

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Look into hypokalemia

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 07:02:53 No.12173907 Report

Quoted By: >>12174960

>>12173673
I don't quite follow your test. If I drank soda I'd do it though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 15:26:24 No.12174960 Report

Quoted By: >>12175157

>>12173907
I've described the procedure quite adequately, I think, but there's room for a disconnect in describing what "carbonation grimace" is.
The thing is, it's very difficult to describe. Some people have an aversion to soda that begins and ends with an involuntary grimace. I've had it back and forth, and I'll tell you it does NOT "hurt", "taste different" or "flat".
When headache medicine Topiramate causes carbonation grimace, they'll generally get confused and kind of lie a bit, because they can't rationalize what can't be rationalized.
The point is, follow the instructions and if SOMETHING odd happens, you'll have schizophrenic glutamate hypofunction. Otherwise, go find a confirmed schizo to prove the test.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 16:28:31 No.12175157 Report

Quoted By: >>12175196

>>12174960
But I grimace if I drink soda no matter what.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 16:33:16 No.12175172 Report

Quoted By: >>12175196

>>12173673
It’s called a brain scan. You can find signs of schizophrenia. Some signs I can think of right now are Decrease grey matter and different activity in the brain.

UF Tue 29 Sep 2020 16:38:28 No.12175196 Report

Quoted By: >>12175420

>>12175172
Sure, but I'm a poorly insured Amerifat, and a soda costs less.
>>12175157
Hello friend, I am interested in talking to you. I said earlier that whether the ability to drink soda never existed or if it can be "revoked" through this exercise, it proves you have glutamate hypofunction.
You might not have any of the classical symptoms of schizophrenia (delusions/hallucinations), but glutamate deficiency is something you ought to know you have, and is liable to be behind any psychiatric/behavioral issues you exhibit.
If you have carbonation grimace 100% of the time, I am interested in talking to you. Especially if you don't think any doctor has perfectly explained your brain yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 17:22:23 No.12175325 Report

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>>12173743
>I couldn't drink soda since the day I was born
I'm sorry you had shitty parents that tried to let a newborn drink soda
that being said we can't cure your schizophrenia

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 17:51:55 No.12175406 Report

Quoted By: >>12175418

I don't drink soda because it tasted kinda spicy in my mouth

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UF Tue 29 Sep 2020 17:55:28 No.12175418 Report

Quoted By: >>12175600

>>12175406
If you're trying to rationalize why you grimace, congratulations, you have Glutamate hypofunction (and likely deficiency).

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 17:56:00 No.12175420 Report

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>>12175196
My soda aversion resulted from a stomach illness as a child. I couldn't stand the taste of it anymore, particularly Coca Cola and Pepsi.
Sprite and 7UP are okay, but I don't enjoy them. I don't mind carbonation though, I drink ascorbic acid mixed with sodium bicarbonate, which creates a carbonated beverage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 17:56:39 No.12175423 Report

Quoted By: >>12175516

my upper face twitches like that all the time OP. its not because im a schizo. its because i watched too many big lenny videos and caught his sickening nose twitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 18:02:41 No.12175452 Report

Quoted By: >>12175516

>>12173673
I've just see presance of bullshit in your idea right away.

UF Tue 29 Sep 2020 18:13:28 No.12175516 Report

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>>12175452
Suck my cock and balls if you can't find a schizo that doesn't do it!
>>12175423
The lower face is what grimaces you Tourette syndrome motherfucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 18:32:15 No.12175600 Report

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>>12175418
Thanks to you faggot I have to move downstairs at 2 am to grab a soda
and I don't even grimaced, it's just spicy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 18:33:06 No.12175605 Report

Quoted By: >>12175654

>>12173743
Ok. You're not a psychiatrist then. Then everything you say is nothing but bullshit.

UF Tue 29 Sep 2020 18:45:49 No.12175654 Report

Quoted By: >>12175764

>>12175605
Your Gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 18:59:36 No.12175709 Report

Quoted By: >>12175753

>>12173673
>Glutamate hypofunction (aka schizophrenic)

uh huu. soo tell me UF are cold and hot synonyms as well ? what about ecofriendly and the color orange ? is the smell of nyquil and the information on wikipedia synonyms with each other?

UF Tue 29 Sep 2020 19:08:24 No.12175753 Report

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>>12175709
Well, if you must know, I don't actually feel "schizophrenia" is an adequate term.
For it is the disease in which bad changes in the brain (schismatism) accumulate. And what do they accumulate into?
The tragedy of schizophrenia is that it is actually "schismatic aphrenia", and that the haloperidol pill for schismatism results in further aphrenia.
And that's what Glutamate hypofunction precisely gives you. Aphrenia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 19:10:17 No.12175764 Report

Quoted By: >>12176714

>>12175654
And you're a math schizo like every other math schizo in this board.

Is being diagnosed with schizophrenia a requisite to be admitted into math? because I haven't seen a single math student who wan't a schizo fuck.

UF Wed 30 Sep 2020 00:22:43 No.12176714 Report

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>>12175764
Motherfucker, doesn't me being schizoesque leave me at least 1% more entitled to spot a common symptom? If I had only talked about "glutamate hypofunction" you wouldn't even have known that was a hypothesis of schizophrenia until someone mentioned it.
You are now informed. Go poll the real schizos among the fuckups you know. And when your kids show their diseases from being spat out of the young wife of a PhD daddy, I certainly hope it won't be that they can't drink soda.
You're welcome.

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