How did we get Jewed into mars /sci/?

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>be mars
>30% sun power
>no other alternative power sources
>dust storms fuck said solar panels
>freeze
>get cancer from deeply penetrating galactic cosmic rays
>9-11 month transit time
>2 years between launches
>no profitable resources
>be idolized by every popsci fag in the world and the priority of every space capable nation in the world

>be mercury
>solar 7 times more powerful than earth
>no atmosphere so no dust storms or bad weather
>temperature easily regulated by raising albedo to 0.82 on any structures (fucking white tin paint)
> likely have more helium 3 than moon
> power can be beamed to earth using lasers
> have kilometer thick graphite layer for easy metal reduction into solid metal from oxides
> likely have thousands of times the diamond abundance than earth due to carbon abundance and volatile rich magma (in non volatile rich magma the diamonds are smaller and "dissolve")
> have fucking 2.5 month transit time
>3 months between launch periods
>radiation counterintuitively EASIER to shield against on mercury than mars due to having only a high flux of lowly penetrating solar protons vs the deeply penetrating galactic cosmic rays on mars due to being protected by the suns magnetosphere
>be dismissed because of "muh delta v" despite having the same delta c requirements as any of the jovian moons who themselves are fagged over despite being glorified useless chucks of ice

how did they do it? how did they jew us into the shit heap that is mars ?