University is a bureaucratic, financial and esoteric scam as well as a general waste of time.

Its primary function is to prepare you for a lifetime of wageslavery, a close second being indoctrination into acceptable opinions and the "correct" way of thinking. This might be fine for the average normalfag, but I'm not interested in that sort of existence.
>opening a small business soon
>getting a few certifications for freelance programming
>would like to move to the countryside and practice small-scale farming

Unfortunately, my folks have fallen on hard times, and as such have asked that I complete a degree for the "sake of security."

How does one get a university degree as quickly as possible?
At one point, did a semester of engineering before dropping out to pursue autodidactism, so I've already got 7 courses out of the way.

I'm thinking of getting a CompSci degree, since might as well. Nonetheless, it's forcing me to take 9 fucking humanities courses and 10 more that I don't need.

Do you anons think it's possible to CLEP out of most of them?
Does anyone have experience with a "DIY" degree approach?

So far, it seems like I'll be able to test out of at least 13 classes, leaving only a few very technical courses (which I don't mind taking, might be good for learning something new), but I donn't have any time to spare for dealing with normalfags rambling about humanities.
>soooo ummm do you sweaties know why women were oppresshun'd????? please discuss
>everyone please write an essay on why childfucking is ethical

I appreciate any advice, anons.