The French revolution gave birth to the rise of atheism, degeneracy, liberalism, etc. What no one talks about is the ultimate insult it gave the world. The metric system. This lifeless, soulless, heathen system has permeated through out the world with only the USA holding strong. However, if we do not strengthen our traditional units it is only a matter of time before they fade away. The answer is to double down on the imperial/US customary units and force them into science as well as everyday life. The first obvious step to do this is expanding our units to cover every form of measurement metric covers. Because my lack of scientific knowledge I have been having a hard time working out the electrical, radioactive, and optical units. However, there is good news, if you help me you can name the new unit yourself! Try to incorporate as many arbitrary constants based on classical Americana as possible to make the units intricate and colorful, not boring like metric.