I'm hoping some doctors or med students browse /sci/, because I'm in need of advice.

I'm in my 30s and noticed my sphincter was getting weak (like I'd have to go wipe again twenty minutes after taking a dump) so I tried doing tightening exercises.

A day or two in I'm having a smoke and clenching my asshole when I feel some sort of internal "pop". That was two months ago, and since that day I've been leaking yellow-pink semi-sweet smelling mucus.

What's going on, bros? This is ruining my life and when I tried to get referred for a colonoscopy my referral got rejected as "not serious enough to warrant a scope" because they have a crazy waitlist (Canada).

Did I just like pop a cyst or something and I have an infection or is it ass cancer?