Battery Day 9/22
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>*Elon Musk walks out on stage*
>the crowd cheers
>"New Tesla models will be equipped with advanced li-ion batteries that have an energy density greater than 500 wh/kg"
>the crowd is screaming
>"The next EV's will have range better than any gas car. Battery electric semis will reign supreme. Fuck you Nikola, hydrogen btfo'd."
>the crowd goes apeshit
>"We improved cell phone batteries so you can go months without having to recharge."
>the crowd attacks each other. Tearing off limbs, gouging out eyeballs, ripping off penises.
>"We invented a tesseract that siphons energy from other dimensions eliminating the need for power plants and opening the door to warp drives"
>the temperature is now many thousands of degrees. 11.0 magnitude earthquake has destroyed all visible structs, mountains are collapsing. Rocks begin to melt into lava.
>"Our Tesla Model Z will feature a warp drive and will have a preinstalled David Bowie soundtrack"
>The Sun reaches critical mass and explodes in a hypernova. A new big bang occurs at every point in space. Donald Trump is elected president for all eternity.
Who else is looking forward to battery day?
>the crowd cheers
>"New Tesla models will be equipped with advanced li-ion batteries that have an energy density greater than 500 wh/kg"
>the crowd is screaming
>"The next EV's will have range better than any gas car. Battery electric semis will reign supreme. Fuck you Nikola, hydrogen btfo'd."
>the crowd goes apeshit
>"We improved cell phone batteries so you can go months without having to recharge."
>the crowd attacks each other. Tearing off limbs, gouging out eyeballs, ripping off penises.
>"We invented a tesseract that siphons energy from other dimensions eliminating the need for power plants and opening the door to warp drives"
>the temperature is now many thousands of degrees. 11.0 magnitude earthquake has destroyed all visible structs, mountains are collapsing. Rocks begin to melt into lava.
>"Our Tesla Model Z will feature a warp drive and will have a preinstalled David Bowie soundtrack"
>The Sun reaches critical mass and explodes in a hypernova. A new big bang occurs at every point in space. Donald Trump is elected president for all eternity.
Who else is looking forward to battery day?
