>>12133384They're not. There's nothing sexy about a clinical environment if you're on the professional side of thing.
I am former orderly who cleaned OR's after operations and held down patients coming out of anesthesia.
In the job interview and they asked me if I was bothered by blood and nudity and all my 20 year old ass could thing was "I FUCKING LOVE BLOOD AND NUDITY!"
It wasn't until I was staring down the barrel of a 500lb black lady's freshly excavated snatch that the implications of the question dawned on me.
Its just one fucking nightmare assault on the senses after another. The inside of people has a smell that will never get out of your nose. Lasering off polyps in someones colon has a smell that your brain will simply not allow you to consciously perceive.
I had to shave old man balls and administer enemas.
The suction canisters full of blood and puss and other shit I was unable to identify thats still at body temperature when you throw it into the trash bag.
Hold down old ladies while they got epidurals.
Finally have a hot lady patient that you flirt with the whole time you're wheeling down from her room to pre-op? In 45 minutes you're going to be the fucking guy who holds her leg up while the doctor amputates it, and then has you take down to pathology. You ever hear a bone saw go through bone?
Fuck medical exams. Fuck doctors. Fuck nurses. Fuck patients. Fuck the healthcare industry. Fuck biology in general, life is absolutely revolting and I can't wait until it can all be replaced with a nice and neat non corporeal digital existence.
