ITT: anons come up with a better method to save beached whales than simply doing whatever tf it we're doing now.
I'll start:
use a portable roll of plexiglass to surround the whale and create an area to pour water into.
tie metal hoops around the cylindrical structure to ensure it won't fall apart.
next, use a portable pump to pump water from the nearby ocean into the constructed aquarium.
the water will flow out of the bottom through the sand, but not as quickly as it will pour into the aquarium.
the water will let the whale not feel its own weight anymore.
then, assuming the whale didn't destroy the structure, push the whale back into the ocean.
seriously, why the tf have all whale rescues looked so cringe so far? also, this is unrelated to the thread, but why tf do women act like that around whales? anyone know what I mean?
I'll start:
use a portable roll of plexiglass to surround the whale and create an area to pour water into.
tie metal hoops around the cylindrical structure to ensure it won't fall apart.
next, use a portable pump to pump water from the nearby ocean into the constructed aquarium.
the water will flow out of the bottom through the sand, but not as quickly as it will pour into the aquarium.
the water will let the whale not feel its own weight anymore.
then, assuming the whale didn't destroy the structure, push the whale back into the ocean.
seriously, why the tf have all whale rescues looked so cringe so far? also, this is unrelated to the thread, but why tf do women act like that around whales? anyone know what I mean?
