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>be a fat lazy fuck
>Go into my compact shitbox car to get some KFC for the day
>Got a medium sized drink, only drink half of it and put it into my cup holder in the back because the front two were occupied
>Forget about for the day
>Next day
>On the road again
>All of sudden need to take a monsterous piss
>No restaurants were nearby and was two miles away from my home
>Had to do an emergency stop
>Got rid of the other two cups in the front
>Instantly remember I had the KFC cup in the back
>Whip out my wee wee and relieve the liquids that we're building up inside me
>Put in the backseat again
>Told myself to dump it out once I get off
>Didn't and just forgot about it
>Couple days later
>Hungry for some Chick-fil-A
>Got in my car and reeks of rot
>Though it's was one of the McDonald's bags I had
>Dumped it out
>Still reeks of the rotting smell
>Didn't even bother to check thoroughly, just went to go get some Chick-fil-A
>Remembered halfway they left the KFC cup full of piss and pepsi
>Went into the parking lot and found the cup soaking wet and reeks of pure unadulterated piss
>I'd smelled the shit more pleasant than this
>Had to buy a bottle of OxiClean foam for the carpets
>Took out the back cup holder, smells of pure piss.
>Sprayed it with the OxiClean and dish soap
>Couldn't get rid of the smell completely but in improving none are less
