Alright lads pharma and psych lads. I have a situation going on. How would you cheat a lithium blood test?

i am willing to answer questions as to why, but don't ask too much

The most obv question:

>why would you even

I've been going to a psychiatrist these past months looking to control my ADHD and the good old depression. Somehow he went straight to giving me a mood regulator after telling me that "i am severely depressed" (i thought to myself: nigga just give me venlafaxine and ritalin. I'll live)

I really don't want to put fucking lithium in my body, but still need to give blood results to this dude.


Any ideas?