Thinking of offering a Uni Course based on the scientific discipline of temporal disposability.

Bachelor's Degree: Why University is a waste of your time.

Post-graduate: Why University is a waste of everyone's time.

Masters: Why University has been a waste of time only for you, up until this point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRmWzDAWryY&list=PLqF61tQWcaAEVMpzS3POxmpI0V4dzqz_k

I'd constantly wage war with the mathematics department!