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Anonymous Thu 10 Sep 15:49:04 2020 No.12105333 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12105371 >>12105957 >>12105989 >>12106003 >>12106125 >>12106218 >>12106281 >>12106993 >>12107177

Is being in contact with aliens a requirement to do work in mathematics these days?

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2020/sep/10/uk-mathematician-martin-hairer-wins-richest-prize-in-academia-breakthrough

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Anonymous Thu 10 Sep 2020 15:50:56 No.12105341 Report

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>stochastic analysis
Even worse than combinatorics

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Sep 2020 15:59:37 No.12105371 Report

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>>12105333
>Hairer

At least now we know aliens have a sense of humour.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Sep 2020 16:32:17 No.12105478 Report

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>>12105371
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Sep 2020 19:15:33 No.12105957 Report

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>>12105333
he literally looks like a chad if it wasn't for his hairline

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Sep 2020 19:23:54 No.12105989 Report

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>>12105333
>UK mathematican
Why do anglos do this, there's nothing British about Hairer

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Sep 2020 19:30:08 No.12106003 Report

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>>12105333
>Hairer
Oh my fucking God

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Sep 2020 19:35:09 No.12106020 Report

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man what is it with academics and clinging on to hideous combovers? zubrin is another guy that does this. it's really distracting. Either pull an elon and get some haiurplugs or just shave it off. the name makes it even more blackly comic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Sep 2020 20:08:48 No.12106125 Report

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>>12105333
What does he tell his barber?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Sep 2020 20:16:45 No.12106150 Report

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>>12105957
He would look better if he removed the thre pieces of hair combover, homer Simpson looking ass.
>>12106125
give me the homer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Sep 2020 20:32:55 No.12106218 Report

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>>12105333
Hey that's pretty neat right there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Sep 2020 20:34:28 No.12106227 Report

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>>12106125
asks for $\int_{-\infty}^{\infty} e^{-x^2}dx$ off

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Anonymous Thu 10 Sep 2020 20:38:43 No.12106247 Report

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>>12105957
>why yes I'm a fucking genius, how did you know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Sep 2020 20:39:30 No.12106250 Report

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>>12105989
>Why do anglos do this, there's nothing British about Hairer
Apart from having a British passport.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Sep 2020 20:40:50 No.12106261 Report

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His real name is Haider not Hairer.
It is a pun related to his hairline.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Sep 2020 20:44:11 No.12106271 Report

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>>12106020
Be a man and own that shit. I feel like people who shave it or get transplants are sort of faggy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Sep 2020 20:48:09 No.12106279 Report

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>>12106271
transplants, wigs, yes. There's literally nothing wrong with shaving your head though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Sep 2020 20:48:32 No.12106281 Report

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>>12105333
I'm sorry but who the fuck cares? How will this "breakthrough" ever make my life better?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Sep 2020 20:52:02 No.12106294 Report

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>>12106281
I care

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Sep 2020 21:06:37 No.12106354 Report

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>>12106281
do you also post in /nothingburger general/ over on /pol/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Sep 2020 21:24:34 No.12106407 Report

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>>12106354
No, I'm just a retard from /lit/.

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Anonymous Thu 10 Sep 2020 21:33:04 No.12106427 Report

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>>12106407
i'd tell you to go back there but since i go there too i'm just going to tell you to go to >>>/trash/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Sep 2020 21:36:05 No.12106436 Report

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>>12106125
Gimme ye ole windy one

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Anonymous Fri 11 Sep 2020 00:12:00 No.12106857 Report

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P H E N O T Y P E

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Anonymous Fri 11 Sep 2020 00:21:48 No.12106873 Report

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>>12106125
JUST

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Anonymous Fri 11 Sep 2020 00:43:31 No.12106936 Report

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>>12106279
Then he would look just like an ayy

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Anonymous Fri 11 Sep 2020 00:46:48 No.12106947 Report

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>>12106020
implying we care what you think

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Sep 2020 00:56:40 No.12106970 Report

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No discussion about his work? Cmon sci!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Sep 2020 01:03:57 No.12106993 Report

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>>12105333
So Zuckerberg is behind the prize money and he could only offer 3 million? What a fucking joke.

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El Arcón Fri 11 Sep 2020 02:15:17 No.12107159 Report

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That's not "M^3" he's writing about there is it?

page 4: https://arxiv.org/pdf/1303.5113v1.pdf

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Sep 2020 02:24:37 No.12107177 Report

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>>12105333
hairer than what?

El Arcón

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El Arcón Fri 11 Sep 2020 02:30:43 No.12107190 Report

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>The award is one of several Breakthrough prizes announced each year by a foundation set up by the Israeli-Russian investor Yuri Milner and Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg.
>Israeli and Kikeberg
ahhhh.... Now I see.

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El Arcón Fri 11 Sep 2020 02:31:57 No.12107197 Report

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I went to try to look at the the first version of this paper. The time stamps are fucked up.

El Arcón

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El Arcón Fri 11 Sep 2020 02:38:35 No.12107209 Report

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Based Perelman said, "I will not accept this prize if you do not credit Based Hamilton= whose work I used." Virgin Hairer said, "Gibmedat." Note: he didn't say, "Gibmedat, and thanks to Tooker for being a genius who wrote down the ideas I analyzed without coming up with any ideas of my own." He just said, "Gibmedat."

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El Arcón Fri 11 Sep 2020 02:55:34 No.12107251 Report

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FYI

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El Arcón Fri 11 Sep 2020 03:44:19 No.12107368 Report

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And now I see that being on contact with aliens is no mere meme, and that all these people who use my ideas without due citation get my papers from the aliens. Those people are going to be in a really bad position when I ask, "Between my command for you to praise my name and the aliens' command for you never to do that, what made you want to obey the aliens?"

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El Arcón Fri 11 Sep 2020 03:48:05 No.12107381 Report

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Incidentally, this is the second time the Millennium prize has gone to my adversary. That piece of shit Joe Polchinski was a primary architect of the "firewalls vs. complementarity" ruse which made a tempest in a tea cup at the same time I was doing my early work. In fact, Milnor created this prize right after I started publishing, and I bet the whole org is an Israeli operation against me. Since they make the previous winners the future judges, it seems like they are working against me.

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