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>"Yo imma gonna fry some eggs and then go for a run at the speed of light at any general direction away from my frying egg, could you stay here and notify me when it's done?"
>"Sure thing bro, no problem, here have this quantum entangled particle, I'll collapse it when the egg is done"

And just like that, information was communicated faster than the speed of light