Abusing alcohol is really a beautiful art-form.
https://youtu.be/dnGdb71mZqM?t=22

I'm really trying to get to the peak intoxication levels where I'm permanently even more retarded than now. How do I achieve my dream? Can I have a step by step guide on how to properly be alcoholic retard? Jannies deleted on /ck/ so I have to ask here please.