>>12083724>>12083764How about I just leave them as they are and simply crank their output to super-human levels so they can retard harder, faster, and longer? Check.
>>12083752We could rebrand them to be religious or spiritual priests of time so that audiences maintain polite ignorance or the belief that they just aren't understanding some cultural thing longer and simply train them in the art of wasting people's time and attention whoring. Could call them temporalists even!