>>12083084>>E-thot: PsychologyThe choices were limited to STEM, not STEMP.
Philosophy fags gtfo
Zoomer: Games Design, dreams of making the next flappy bird and getting rich quick, so he can retire early and play nothing but korean MMORPGs as a cat girl.
Doomer: Chemistry - aspires to die in his own meth lab explosion.
Trad: Accounting - wants to learn to manage the household bills for future tradey chad husband.
Doomina: Animal Welfare - thinks looking after and treating sick animals will help heal her own hole her uncle made. Ends up downing a load of pills after realising all she does is kill cats and dogs people can't afford to treat.
Nord: Electrical Engineering - wants to be the chief lighting rigger of the next big Norwegian Death Metal band.
E-thot: Multimedia - thought it was a course teaching how to raise her instagram profile, dropped out after realising it was nerd shit like photoshop and web design, became the talentless cam-whore she always wanting to be.
