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Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 15:56:33 2020 No.12070116 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12070120 >>12070125 >>12070153

Hi boys n girls i work for a state level agency coordination center in charge of testing, case reporting, logistics, and planning for covid-19. Ask me stuff while im on break.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2020 15:57:38 No.12070120 Report

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>>12070116
definitely the left one, at least then the dog can balance on his snout.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2020 15:58:49 No.12070125 Report

Quoted By: >>12070136

>>12070116
Which hand do you jerk off with?
Is that your dominant hand?
How big is your dick? Length and girth in inches?
Are you circumcised?
What’s the maximum diameter of your anus?
What’s the maximum diameter of your mouth?
What’s the maximum diameter of your urethral opening?
Which testicle of yours is more descended?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2020 16:02:03 No.12070136 Report

Quoted By: >>12070144 >>12070146

>>12070125
>Which hand do you jerk off with?
Left. Occasionally right
>Is that your dominant hand?
Yes, leftie
>How big is your dick? Length and girth in inches?
Like 5.5? Ive never measured girth but ive been told its a thiccy boi
>Are you circumcised?
Yes
>What’s the maximum diameter of your anus?
Idk
>What’s the maximum diameter of your mouth?
Idk
>What’s the maximum diameter of your urethral opening?
Idk
>Which testicle of yours is more descended?
I think the right one. I can kinda do this weird kegel flex where it'll pull up past the other one. Is that common?

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Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2020 16:04:04 No.12070144 Report

Quoted By: >>12070157

>>12070136
Pretty sure most people can pull their balls up doing a kegel type thing

Are you obese? Or just a dicklet?
What’s it like being a dicklet?

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Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2020 16:05:08 No.12070146 Report

Quoted By: >>12070150

>>12070136
>he actually responds
bravo OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2020 16:06:29 No.12070150 Report

Quoted By: >>12070169

>>12070146
>3 posters
Are you samefagging OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2020 16:07:02 No.12070153 Report

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>>12070116
Question 1: Are you from Germany?
Question 2: if yes, how come your bureaucracy alwasy fucks up everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2020 16:07:26 No.12070157 Report

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>>12070144
I am not obese. I've never heard the term dicklet, and I wouldn't consider myself that. There are plenty of people in much less fortunate sutuations. I'm quite satisfied with my pen0r desu

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Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2020 16:08:53 No.12070164 Report

Quoted By: >>12070178 >>12070191

Do you do any actual case tracing? How often do you run into rednecks yelling fake news or getting triggered over a face mask?

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Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2020 16:10:11 No.12070169 Report

Quoted By: >>12070198

>>12070150
Is a conversation between less than 4 people really that unlikely to you?

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Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2020 16:12:01 No.12070178 Report

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>>12070164
Yes! We track several hundred cases at a time. We have about 600 trained contact montiors, and about 220-240 active at any time. Good question.

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Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2020 16:14:37 No.12070191 Report

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>>12070164
Forgot to answer second part. We see people dissatisfied with research results all the time. Like people flinging shit about neck gaiters not being nearly as effective as masks. We try to spend a decent amount of resources on making sure people know that masks work

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2020 16:16:05 No.12070198 Report

Quoted By: >>12070230

>>12070169
I think it’s less likely for a third anon to give props to the OP, than for the OP to samefag to give himself props

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2020 16:23:31 No.12070230 Report

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>>12070198
You have nothing to back that up with, but I guess that's in the spirit of this board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2020 19:47:41 No.12070897 Report

Quoted By: >>12070935 >>12072577

How are you going to protect yourself from the violent backlash that's coming as more data leaks out showing this virus was a big nothingburger for 99.999% of the population?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 31 Aug 2020 19:55:20 No.12070935 Report

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>>12070897
This

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Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 07:01:07 No.12072577 Report

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>>12070897
Is 300,000 preventable deaths acceptable?

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