Over the past year, every time I went to study math I went to a Starbucks. Now my stupid fucking lizard brain is trained so that I LITERALLY CANNOT DO MATH OUTSIDE OF STARBUCKS. Today I went to the gas station to get a soda. Comes out to 1.34 the guy said. I pulled out a dollar and reached into my pocket and pulled out some change. I literally cannot count the fucking coins. I excuse myself like a fucking neanderthal and driver over to the nearest Starbucks a mile and a half away and step into the foyer just to count out 34 cents in change. My life is fucking ruined. Fuck you Starbucks.