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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 19:32:42 2020 No.12047963 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12047988 >>12049062 >>12049069 >>12049091

>fucked up my first interview with a prestigious institute because they asked if I had any experience in working in teams and I mentioned the gangbang I partook in junior year of undergrad which apparently doesn't count

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 19:34:54 No.12047975 Report

Quoted By: >>12047988

>fucked up my PhD interview at Harvard because they asked if I had experience with a specific topic
I should've just lied and said yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 19:38:30 No.12047988 Report

Quoted By: >>12048247 >>12049062

>>12047963
>>12047975
Imagine not just applying to MIT and mentioning you have autism, they fucking love that shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 19:40:37 No.12048001 Report

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>study group actions
>still know nothing about gang bangs

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 20:44:03 No.12048237 Report

Quoted By: >>12048321 >>12048357

>250 word essay due in 5 weeks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 20:47:11 No.12048247 Report

Quoted By: >>12048313

>>12047988
I did apply to MIT, and now I'm somewhere that's arguably more autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 21:00:48 No.12048309 Report

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larp
nobody here ever had sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 21:01:42 No.12048313 Report

Quoted By: >>12049079

>>12048247
Which is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 21:02:19 No.12048321 Report

Quoted By: >>12048339

>>12048237
dam u are fuck. i no do know even 250 words... fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 21:05:15 No.12048339 Report

Quoted By: >>12048363

>>12048321
i know four words.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 21:08:33 No.12048357 Report

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>>12048237
lmao I bet you'll actually write it yourself to0, fucking pleb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 21:10:32 No.12048363 Report

Quoted By: >>12048366

>>12048339
If you could write a 250 word essay using only 4 words, you'd probably be awarded a PhD in math.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 21:11:05 No.12048366 Report

Quoted By: >>12048374

>>12048363
i know four words.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Aug 2020 21:12:38 No.12048374 Report

Quoted By: >>12049083

>>12048366
i know: words (3)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2020 00:17:02 No.12049062 Report

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>>12047963
Extremely based

>>12047988
Just shove some dildos into your ass while you're there, after getting a "black" haircut and claiming you're black, and offer the interviewer $1,000,000 based on you being a "Waldorf-Smith" or whatever. Also put on some lipstick and claim you're trans. And a glitter beard. That should combine into enough prestige and implicit fear of consequences that you'd get in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2020 00:19:20 No.12049069 Report

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>>12047963
>We regret to inform you that most of our undergrads partake in gangbangs by their second semester of year 2, at this time we won't be able to accept your application.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2020 00:24:29 No.12049079 Report

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>>12048313
mini west coast MIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2020 00:25:30 No.12049083 Report

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>>12048374
i know 2 words (where i is a number and 2, is also, a number)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2020 00:27:26 No.12049087 Report

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I only know five words.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2020 00:29:57 No.12049091 Report

Quoted By: >>12049100

>>12047963
It's called Calc 2.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2020 00:31:20 No.12049100 Report

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>>12049091
>tfw skipped calc 2 right into calc 3 in my first quarter of my first year and totally missed out on the gangbangs
fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Aug 2020 00:41:25 No.12049127 Report

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Dam

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