>>12046006everyone wants to live on the moon, inside a moonbase overlooking the earth through your dorm window while sipping on hot cocoa with a good book next to you while your favorite music quitely playing in the background.
time from time you think to yourself, hmmm I wonder how the potatoes are doing, youre tasked by your country to experiment on plant growth on the moon and you have your own little greenhouse somewhere on the base. Suddenly *bzzt* moon base commander Rudolph here I'd like everyone to know today is captain Nishimura's 32nd birthday, report in anytime to the mess hall for cake. That's all and carry on, over. Happy Birthday, captain. *bzzt*
Youre not alone, faggot.
